Yesterday, scientists suggested
that, considering the results of a recent analysis
that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should reconsider
their
beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking
beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory,
100 men were fed six pints of beer each within a one-hour period.
It was then observed that
100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without
making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally,
argued over nothing and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing
is planned...
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